ADVENTURE.EXE
Adventure.exe is a long-running actual-play TTRPG podcast with a rotating cast, where each season follows a different story. The latest season is a Delta Green campaign that blends wholesome eldritch horror with a small Canadian town setting. Players include host and producer Sarah Fox, Game Master Matt Klassen, Ariane Fleischmann, and Harrison Booth. Earlier seasons featured three homebrew Dungeons & Dragons adventures full of rich world-building, moral dilemmas, and chaotic humor.
Episodes
#001: THE SILVERCLOUD MONK
Our very first episode of Adventure.exe, the podcast where four low life thugs play Dungeons & Dragons. Meet Paula Undergun, the 650lb half-elf sorcerer, Blorpo the bowl cut barbarian and Iados Skarath the grifting tiefling rogue!
#002: HOWL OF THE YETI
Deep in the winter wilderness Blorpo struggles to contain his unbridled lust as he secretly hunts a Yeti. Meanwhile Paula eats tainted cat rations and Iados deals a short blow with his short bow!
#003: THE SECOND TINGLE
As a winter storm builds in strength, the gang desperately searches for the yeti's cave o' treasure!
#004: THE WHISPERING CAVERN
The gang ventures into an ominous cavern and put up their dukes!
#005: INSIDE THE CRYSTAL MOUNTAIN
The gang discover a gnome city and establish a 1:2 ratio for making friends to enemies.
#006: THE MADNESS OF THE MEPHITS
The gang hangs serious dong on their stroll with the alleged deviant Sable Runeware.
#007: DESCENT INTO THE DEPTHS
The gang gets run out of the gnome village and navigates their way through the precarious Singing Cavern.
#008: CHILDREN OF PHAELISS
Tempers rise as the Adventure.exe players each get their periods at exactly the same time. The gang fight three baby spiders and Paula's life flashes before her eyes.
#009: THE SPIDER-CAT CHRONICLES
The gang takes shelter in the ruins of an ancient dwarven city, and find that they are not alone. Also, it turns out Blorpo once ate a man named Phil!
#010: SECRETS OF THE DWARVEN CITY
Paula reads from her erotic yeti novella. Blorpo reveals that he is literate. Iados haphazardly attempts to disarm a ton of deadly Dwarven traps.
#011: LAIR OF THE SPIDER QUEEN
The twisted underground tunnel leads the gang to a horrific showdown with Phaeliss: Queen of the Spiders.
#012: THE DEEP BELOW
This is the way nightmares begin. The location-- a cave beneath the world's surface. Dark, dusty and dangerous. Three adventurers sit on a precipice of their own design. We call this tale...The Deep Below.
A BIG THANK YOU to Toren Atkinson, the man behind the voice of our new silky smooth announcer. Goodbye Robo-Dudley, we hardly knew ye.
#013: THE DRAEME
The gang decides to hedge their bets and go down, down, down, deep into the Dwarven mine where they catch a whiff of an ancient being of untold power.
#014: HEAL FEST
The gang takes their miracle fruit to a small mountain village and all hell breaks loose.
#015: ENTER THE MONASTERY
The gang hitches a ride with an old merchant up the final stretch of mountain towards the Silvercloud Monastery, eager to find out what the top-secret letter they're been protecting says.
#016: THE ETERNAL LEADER
The gang has an illuminating chat with the morose Head of the Monastery, and then pays a sweaty house-call to the Eternal Leader.
#017: A MAN IS DEAD!
A murder mystery unravels at the Silver Cloud Monastery, and the gang takes the case!
#018: ORDER OF THE BLUE PRISM
The gang discovers a terrible secret about a mysterious cult, and welcomes a rating-boosting adorable mascot into their party.
#019: AMBUSH ON THE OVERPASS
The gang gets up close and personal with some Blue Prism lackeys, and learn a painful lesson about the limits of the human body.
#020: MARVEY AND MEVE
The gang spend some time in a cave with a rotting corpse. Meanwhile Blopro wargs out with Marv the dog!
#021: IN COLD BLOOD
The gang crawls into a dumpster and makes some questionable moral decisions.
#022: A PERFECT PLAN
The gang is caught red handed while trying to dump the evidence of their bloody interrogation. Paula learns a new skill that lets her slip through the slits of the world!
#023: THE POTION MASTER
The gang sneaks back into the Blue Prism Fortress, hoping that the initiates have forgotten about their botched infiltration not twelve hours before.
#024: THE BLUE PRISM MASSACRE
A murderous Slaad is on the loose! The gang heads upwards at the Blue Prism Headquarters, looking for answers and their stolen valuables.
#025: RAW POWER!
Fresh from battle, the gang searches the ruins of the Blue Prism fortress and makes some impulsive moral decisions.
#026: THE BLOOD MEADOW
The gang ventures forth through the Jade Wind Forest and discovers a grisly scene.
ADVENTURE.EXE RECAP: EPISODES 1-26
Are you a new listener who wants to catch up to the main plot? Maybe a long time listner who needs a refresher? Either way you're in luck! Here's a recap of episodes 1-26.
#027: A LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS
As the sun sets on the Jade Wind Forest the the gang stumbles through the foliage, looking for a quiet spot to settle down for the night. Unfortunately the forest has different plans.
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#028: AMBER ALERT!
Enlisting the help of a friendly faerie dragon, the gang races through the forest in search of their kidnapped brethren.
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#029: FIRST BLOOD
Paula, Iados and Meve try to save their kidnapped teammate while Blorpo faces the aftermath of rushing headfirst into the trapper's camp.
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#030: THE UNHOLY GROVE
A mysterious voice on the wind lures the gang towards a tangle of trees, where they do a little soul searching.
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#031: THE BIG CHILL
A feature length episode of Adventure.exe? Y'all better believe it! In this episode the gang ventures even closer to Valhiem: City of Cutting Winds. With the walls of the fabled city in sight, Marv forces an unexpcted detour, as Blorpo, Paula, Iados and Meve learn the true meaning of being chill.
MARCH 27, 2017: A VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
We have no new episode this week, but here's a special message from a good ol' southern girl and her DM.
#032: CITY OF CUTTING WINDS
The gang ascends the grand steps of the fabled Valheim: City of Cutting Winds, and encounters an unexpected foe.
#033: INSIDE THE FORBIDDEN CITY
The gang penetrate the thick, stuff walls of VALHEIM: CITY OF CUTTING WINDS with their brand new hostage. Later, everyone takes horse tranquilizers and fights the good fight against an evil Orc squad.
#034: SECRETS OF THE SPELL VAULT
Our heroes recover from their gangbang, and seek refuge in an abandoned tavern. Iados finds a jug that can make any type of liquid pour forth, which is an intriguing prospect.
#035: RAW SEWAGE!
The gang gets down and dirty as they travel in the sewers under Valheim, searching for the hidden rebel base.
#036: THE CHAIN
The gang are sent on a special quest to help the ostracized citizens of Valheim, and Blorpo and Iados play matchmaker for Paula!
#037: GET RICH OR DROW TRYIN'
The gang makes their ways out of the sewers into the bustling streets of the enemy camp. With a mission to neutralize their plot to posion the underground rebels, our heroes know there's only one way to succeed in the fabled city of Valhiem: they've got to get rich or drow tryin'.
#038: IADOS THE PINHEAD
The gang finds a house full of spiders, and deals with it accordingly. Blorpo drops trou. Iados adopts a new look.
#039: THE POISON POOL
The gang heads further into the Drow warehouse in their mission to neutralize the stockhold of poison. Blorpo meets his evil twin.
#040: THE SCENT OF ALORE
The gang is sent on a mission to retrieve a dangerous staff with devasating powers of destruction, and get sidetracked when they smell fresh cookies baking.
#041: THE DIONAEA
The gang faces their most dangerous adversary yet, and prays to their respective gods as the fight begins to filt in favour of their foe.
#042: A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE FT. TOREN ATKINSON
On this EXTREMELY SPECIAL EPISODE OF ADVENTURE.EXE worlds collide as our intrepid announcer Toren Atkinson joins us in the studio. Will his precede destroy the very fabric of space and time? Will Paula Undergun make a love connection with this tall dark and handsome man of clerical persuasions? Will we finally find out whether or not Iados really has goat hooves instead of feet? Find out on this e
#043: THE RETURN OF SALVADOR FT. TOREN ATKINSON
On this EXTREMELY SPECIAL EPISODE OF ADVENTURE.EXE we invite the dashing Toren Atkinson back into our studio to resolve last episode's cliffhanger! Hold onto your butts-- shit is about to get real.
Toren's Podcast - Caustic Soda
Toren's Band - The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets
Buy Spaceship Zero: the Roleplaying Game
Our guest episodes are sponsored by the generosity of The Storm Crow Alliance
#044: THE TOWER OF CUTTING WINDS FT. TAYLOR ASSION
On this IMMENSELY SPECIAL EPISODE OF ADVENTURE.EXE we are joined by Taylor Assion, the marketing jack-of-all-trades who hails from The Storm Crow Alliance.
Taylor's Podcast: The Storm Crow Cast
Taylor's Facebook
Taylor's Twitter
Our guest episodes are sponsored by the generosity of The Storm Crow Alliance, the nerdiest bar in Canada (located in Vancouver, BC!)!
#045: LEGENDS OF THE TAIN FT. TAYLOR ASSION
On this IMMENSELY SPECIAL EPISODE OF ADVENTURE.EXE we celebrate the return of Taylor Assion, the Eldritch Knight that we are all grateful to have by our side as things get spooOOooky in the fabled Tower of Cutting Winds.
Taylor's Podcast: The Storm Crow Cast
Taylor's Facebook
Taylor's Twitter
Our guest episodes are sponsored by the generosity of The Storm Crow Alliance, the nerdiest bar in Canada
#046: THE SCEPTRE OF ALDUN FT. TAYLOR ASSION
On this IMMENSELY SPECIAL EPISODE OF ADVENTURE.EXE Taylor Assion rides again as Hildegard Bronzewort, joining up with Raw Power as they finally get their collectively meaty paws on the devastatingly powerful Sceptre of Adun.
Taylor's Podcast: The Storm Crow Cast
Taylor's Facebook
Taylor's Twitter
Our guest episodes are sponsored by the generosity of The Storm Crow Alliance, the nerdiest bar in C
#047: GRUMPOCALYPSE NOW FT. TIM MOTTISHAW
On this week's episode of Adventure.exe we are joined by Tim Mottishaw (GM EXTRAORDINAIRE) who plays Grum, the half-orc half-halfling paladin. Hold onto your butts as the gang parties down after committing minor genocide!
LINKS!
Tim's Website
Tim's Twitter
Tim's Facebook
Tim's Instagram
Our guest episodes are sponsored by the generosity of The Storm Crow Alliance, the nerdiest bar in Canada (l
#048: FED THE HYDRA FT. TIM MOTTISHAW
On this week's episode of Adventure.exe Tim Mottishaw (GM EXTRAORDINAIRE) returns as Grum, the half-orc half-halfling paladin. Join us as we wander blindly through an insanely dangerous dungeon, determine how "Fed" the Hydra got his name, and attempt to baptize Carmie, the increasingly belligerent teen.
LINKS!
Tim's Website
Tim's Twitter
Tim's Facebook
Tim's Instagram
Our guest episodes are sp
#049: THE PEOPLE V. MASTER NEKTOR FT. TIM MOTTISHAW
This is the big one, people. The one you've all been waiting for. Raw Power and their Grum-y little friend (played by GM extraordinaire Tim Mottishaw) finally face down the king pin of Valheim: MASTER NEKTOR.
LINKS!
Tim's Website
Tim's Twitter
Tim's Facebook
Tim's Instagram
Our guest episodes are sponsored by the generosity of The Storm Crow Alliance, the nerdiest bar in Canada (located in Vanc
#050: A WRINKLE IN GRIME FT. GRAY LIHOU
The gang meets up with L.A.N.T.E.R.N. and tries to find a cure for their petrified comrade, and meets a new recruit (played by Grey Lihou). Iados achieves a lifelong dream of being a captain.
This episode is sponsored by Limitless Adventures, a one-stop internet shop for DMs who like to spend more time gaming and less time prepping. Check out their website for awesome encounters, side quests, and
#051: CRIMES AGAINST NATURE FT. GRAY LIHOU
A truly dark discovery awaits the gang as they are ushered back into the relative safety of Orphus' shack.
This episode is sponsored by Limitless Adventures, a one-stop internet shop for DMs who like to spend more time gaming and less time prepping. Check out their website for awesome encounters, side quests, and freebies!
Our guest episodes are sponsored by the generosity of The Storm Crow Alli
#052: DUNDAS GONE FEYWILD FT. MARK RISTICH
The gang meets a traveler (played by Mark Ristich) who hails from their own dimension, and joins forces with him as they try to get home.
This episode is sponsored by Limitless Adventures, a one-stop internet shop for DMs who like to spend more time gaming and less time prepping. Check out their website for awesome encounters, side quests, and freebies!
Our guest episodes are sponsored by the gen
#053: THE BONE FARM FT. MARK RISTICH
The gang continues their adventure with Dundas the Dwarven Vlogger, and finds an uneasy alliance with a trio of hags.
This episode is sponsored by Limitless Adventures, a one-stop internet shop for DMs who like to spend more time gaming and less time prepping. Check out their website for awesome encounters, side quests, and freebies!
Our guest episodes are sponsored by the generosity of The Stor
#054: CARLITO'S WAY FT. MARK RISTICH
The Hag Saga™ comes to a rousing end, and the gang has to pull off the performance of their lifetimes to successfully weave their wicked web of lies.
A huge thank you to REX RILEY, who is responsible for this week's fucking awesome episode art-- we're going to use for the next couple weeks, and deck out our posters out with it. MAY THE DRAEME BLESS YOU.
Our guest episodes are sponsored by the gen
#055: FISHIN' WITH DUNDAS FT. MARK RISTICH
In this week's episode of Adventure.exe Dundas (played by Mark Ristich) brings some exciting new content to his survivial vlog Fishin' With Dundas.
Thank you again to REX RILEY for providing our logo this week!
Our guest episodes are sponsored by the generosity of The Storm Crow Alliance, the nerdiest bar in Canada (located in Vancouver, BC!)!
#056: FRASIER ON ICE FT. MARK RISTICH
The gang returns to Valheim: City of Cutting Winds, and pick up a couple of old friends along the way. Iados encounters an rival from his past and acts accordingly.
This week's logo is care of the very awesome REX RILEY!
Our guest episodes are sponsored by the generosity of The Storm Crow Alliance, the nerdiest bar in Canada (located in Vancouver, BC!)!
#057: THE TRIAL OF SABLE RUNEWARE
The gang returns to Valheim to soften up their pretirified friends! Sable Runeware dares to show his dirty ass face in town, and with a propasition, no less! Carmi gets her sweet desserts!
#058: THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL
The gang heads to the boss fight to end all boss fights, and meets a terrifying monster along the way. Blorpo turns 19.
#059: THE YETI KING
The gang runs into an old enemy as they make their way towards the FINAL BOSS BATTLE.
#060: THE LEGEND OF RAW POWER
This is it, people. It's D-Day (if the "d" stood for Draeme). Raw Power finally meets with them nemisis and fights to save the world. Who will live? Who will die? Will Blorpo finally get laid? Will Iados come off like a theif in the night? Will Paula finally use an offensive spell? Find out on the campaign finale of Adventure.exe!
THE RAW POWER RETROSPECTIVE
Spoilers ahead! Sarah and Matt discuss the now completed Raw Power campaign, and look towards the future. Also, the power goes out during the record and humanity falls into chaos.
SEASON ONE MAILBAG
Only one week until we launch the new season of Adventure.exe! In this blatantly filler episode Matt, Carmin, and Sarah read some mail, drop some hot hints about the upcoming show, and talk about the brand recognition of Garfield in the United States. If you're not angry then you're not paying attention.
S02E01 - THE ROOST
The second season of Adventure.exe has finally arrived! Join Sarah Fox, Carmin Carotenuto, Toren Atkinson as they discover the secrets of The Roost, a mysterious city of dimensional gates, created by the evil puppet master/Dungeon Master Matt Klassen.
A huge thank you to those of you who are supporting us on Patreon, and to the band Magic Sword, who has generously let us use their kickass song in
S02E02 - ADVENTURING 101
Having signed up for a premium membership with the Spinning Adventure Company, Jimmy, Percy and Malachi step through a portal and embark on their very first adventure.
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Sarah Fox: Jimmy Excalibur
Carmin Carotenuto: Percy
Toren Atkinson: Malachi
Matt Klassen: Dungeon Master
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S02E03 - FORGEFEST (FT. ERIC FELL)
The gang joins forces with Ferris, a roguish adventure-for-hire, and make their way towards Stoneward, intent on saving the villagers from the approaching army (and possibly also becoming valiant heroes in the process).
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Toren Atkinson:
S02E04 - MY FAVORITE DEPUTY! (FT. ERIC FELL)
Eric Fell returns as roguish half-elf Feris Rockwood, assisting the gang as they try to batten down the hatches to defend the (quite frankly) woefully defenseless city of Stoneward from invasion.
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Sarah Fox: Jimmy Excalibur
Carmin Carotenuto: Percy
Toren Atkinson: Malachi
Matt Klassen:
S02E05 - A SONG, ICE AND FIRE (FT. ERIC FELL)
The gang take on the Hobgoblin/Bugbear Collaborative Army with mixed results. Special thanks to those who submitted some great name suggestions for this episode-- Elwood's was too good to pass up!
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Sarah Fox: Jimmy Excalibur
Carmin Carotenuto: Percy
Toren Atkinson: Malachi
Matt Klassen:
S02E06 - TO THE DEATH (FT. ERIC FELL)
The Bugbear/Hobgoblin army surrounds Stoneward and SHTF.
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Sarah Fox: Jimmy Excalibur
Carmin Carotenuto: Percy
Toren Atkinson: Malachi
Matt Klassen: Dungeon Master
Eric Fell: Ferris
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Magic Sword - In the Face Of Evil
The Tudor Consort - Missa Sicut Lilium Inter Spinas
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S02E07 - THE DRAGONSLAYERS
The gang faces a difficult decision, and acquires new information about The Spinning Adventure Company.
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Website: https://www.adventure-exe.com
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Credits:
Sarah Fox: Jimmy Excalibur
Carmin Carotenuto: Percy
Toren Atkinson: Malachi
Matt Klassen: The Dungeon Master
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Magic Sword - In the Face Of Evil
Kevin MacLeod - Invariance
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S02E08 - REVELATIONS
The gang discovers a horrific truth, goes rouge, and pays far too much for public transportation.
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TOP SECRET CODE: DIED-BEDE-GOLD-HORS // EXPIRES: MARCH 25, 2018
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Credits:
Sarah Fox: Jimmy Excalibur
Carmin Carotenuto: Percy
Toren Atkinson: Malachi
Matt Klassen: The Dungeon Master
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Magic Sword - In the Face Of Evil
Nine Inch Nails - Ghosts I-IV
S02E09 - RICH KIDS
The gang makes a wealthy new friend and does the fantasy world equivalent of crashing on his couch.
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Special thanks to Idle Champions of the Forgotten Realms for providing us with a code for a GOLD CHEST that can be used in game! Just enter CHIS-CUTS-KNAR-JOOK. Code expires 2018-04-08.
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Credits:
Sarah Fox: Jimmy Excalibur
Carmin Carotenuto: Percy
Toren Atkinson: Malachi
Matt Klassen
S02E10 - SPLIT THE PARTY
Jimmy and Malachi look for clues at the Maison de la Dragonborn, while Percy dons a disguise and embraces his inner frump.
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Credits:
Sarah Fox: Jimmy Excalibur
Carmin Carotenuto: Percy
Toren Atkinson: Malachi
Matt Klassen: The Dungeon Master
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Magic Sword - In the Face Of Evil
Water Music from the Handel Show -The United States Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps
Kevin MacLeod - Will
August 30, 2018: ANNOUNCEMENT + SARAH'S RANT
Hark, prick up your ears as Sarah sits in a small room and records a podcast update! And then talks for a long time about mental health issues! The show is coming back in September -- rejoice!
If you want to get in touch with Sarah, as per her monologue in this update, please do so at info@adventure-exe.com. Love you guys. Thanks for sticking around.
S02E11 - THE 474TH ANNUAL GOD-OFF
We're back, y'all! Join the fearless adventures JIMMY, PERCY and MALACHI along with SUGAR, the rich kid they've basically taken hostage. In this episode Jimmy steals candy from a baby, Percy argues for unregulated capitalism, and Malachi deems himself "band leader" so he can steal from everybody. ENJOY!
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Credits:
Sarah Fox: Jimmy Excalibur
Carmin Carotenuto: Percy
Toren Atkinson: Malachi
S02E12 - THE BANKMAN COMETH
The gang feasteth deep on a free buffet spread, and rubs elbows with the who's who in the world of banking.
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Credits:
Sarah Fox: Jimmy Excalibur
Carmin Carotenuto: Percy
Toren Atkinson: Malachi
Matt Klassen: The Dungeon Master
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Magic Sword - In the Face Of Evil
S02E13 - FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES
Jimmy, Percy and Malachi beat feet and follow their purp to a foreboding hideout, and make friends with some basic rodents!
We at Adventure.exe would like to thank The Storm Crow Alliance and our Patreon contributors for their ongoing support -- you guys make this show possible, and we sincerely appreciate it.
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Credits:
Sarah Fox: Jimmy Excalibur
Carmin Carotenuto: Percy
Toren Atkinson:
S02E14 - WHERE THE WATER WEIRD ENDS (AND YOU BEGIN)
The gang does their best to clean up evidence at their own, personal crime scene. Malachi performs the first chart topping single of the Electrum Light Orchestra (ELO) band. Percy makes a bold call about the relationship between a farmer and his Water Weird. Jimmy takes a bath.
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Credits:
Sarah Fox: Jimmy Excalibur
Carmin Carotenuto: Percy
Toren Atkinson: Malachi
Matt Klassen: The Dunge
S02E15 - ON THE ROAD AGAIN
This is it, the perfectly balanced episode. It's got it all: crazy party nights, death defying fights, and NPCs for days.
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Credits:
Sarah Fox: Jimmy Excalibur
Carmin Carotenuto: Percy
Toren Atkinson: Malachi
Matt Klassen: The Dungeon Master
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Magic Sword - In the Face Of Evil
Kevin MacLeod - Ascending the Vale
