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Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast

Dumb-Dumbs & Dice 202 Episodes Aug 25, 2026

Canada by Night is a live-play actual play podcast where professional improvisers play Vampire: The Masquerade. The story follows detective-turned-vampire Everett Fry, who becomes sheriff of the experimental town of New Haven after rescuing his best friend's kidnapped mother. Leading a ragtag group of officers—a Brujah bounty hunter, a Gangrel news reporter, and a Tremere blood-witch—Everett must keep the town running amid threats from enemies and the vampire council of Canada. The show has trended on global comedy fiction charts and ranked in the top 40 fiction podcasts in the US, UK, and Canada, with over 1 million downloads.

Episodes

4.61 - Possession
4.61 - Possession Aug 25, 2026 3080 With Everett and Val possessed by ghosts from their past, it was up to Martha to exorcise her compatriots. Leaving the mortal officers outside, Martha entered the haunted apartment and found herself in a spiritual battle with Thea’s adopted son’s ghost inside Thea’s body. After chanting didn’t work, and hostility led to the demise of an unseen hostage, Martha heroically offered herself up as a ves
4.60 - Go To Source
4.60 - Go To Source Aug 18, 2026 2718 As the department faced a supernatural hostage situation, Val and Everett were goaded into action by ghosts from their past. Martha watched as Everett was possessed by the fallen Prince Toastarosa and Val was possessed by the late Brian Tombstone. Now it’s up to Martha - the only vampire still in control of herself - to save Thea, Everett’s father, Val, Everett, and any other hostages from the gho
4.59 - A Hostage Situation
4.59 - A Hostage Situation Aug 11, 2026 2375 As the team hurried towards the VMFPB, Martha’s mind wandered into the past, and she relived the darkest night of her mortal life. She remembered the occult store she co-owned with Thea, Bits & Bobs, and a battle with Thea’s adopted son Daniel over expensive artwork that ultimately forced Martha to take his life. With new clues burning in her mind from this memory as she hurries into a hostage sit
4.58 - Origins: Martha - The Darkest Night
4.58 - Origins: Martha - The Darkest Night Aug 4, 2026 3062 The mind-wiping, birthday party-obsessed freelancer Chet Mango arrived at the station, and Everett attempted and failed to bargain him down to a lower rate. Martha then told Val and the Sheriff about all the recent mysterious happenings, as well as her past and how she had taken the life of one of Thea’s sons. But as she looked inward to read her own aura and focused on the VMFPB, she saw Thea’s s
4.57 - Chet Mango
4.57 - Chet Mango Jul 28, 2026 2865 Before continuing to investigate the officers from Eavesgrove, the coterie dealt with personal matters. Barty presented some options for Will’s birthday, Val got angry when the talk turned to Will’s desire to become a vampire, but Barty stood his ground and they came to an understanding. Everett decided to follow up with Martha after she met with her clan leader, and Michael Arden agreed to help i
4.56 - Sorry, Bestie
4.56 - Sorry, Bestie Jul 21, 2026 3287 As a new night began, the coterie checked in on their loved ones. Everett’s parents were moving into the VMFPB and had strong opinions about his living conditions, Martha grew even more concerned about Thea when she saw that their paintings had been flipped upside down and then found a photo album of Martha’s previous life laid out under her bed, and Val checked on Will, who wasn’t handling being
4.55 - Vampire Living Spaces
4.55 - Vampire Living Spaces Jul 14, 2026 2959 With a directive to hire mind-wiper Chet Mango, outstanding debts, and dwindling financial resources, the coterie had to figure out how to afford the Malkavian’s services. They decided to offer to throw a birthday party to satisfy Mango’s particular clan trait, then turned their attention to identifying the Eavesgrove officers they had encountered at The Shield. Val and Martha had some success, wh
4.54 - Fundamentally Bad
4.54 - Fundamentally Bad Jul 7, 2026 2878 The coterie pursued Detective Keighley back to the bar. Everett briefly tried to commiserate with him and quickly left in the hopes that the detective would mull it over, but whereas none of the other cops had believed Keighley before, Everett’s presence lent legitimacy to his concerns. The coterie peeled out before a fight could begin, and Everett called the Prince to request Unity’s help, which
4.53 - Fraying Threads
4.53 - Fraying Threads Jun 30, 2026 3044 The coterie made plans with Detective Keighley to meet at a cop bar in Eavesgrove. When Everett and Val entered the bar, however, Keighley confronted Martha, who panicked, tried to made him forget the last few minutes, and ran. While Martha texted Val, Keighley recovered and took off, more determined than ever to find answers. Martha used ritual magic to find him, but the coterie must now choose w
4.52 - The Shield
4.52 - The Shield Jun 23, 2026 3011 As the next evening began, Val bought a box set of What We Do in the Shadows for Will to try to cheer him up, and Martha once again arranged for Matthew Sumner to watch over Thea. Everett, meanwhile, found out from Barty and Troy that the ghoul experience might not be that bad for his father if he could keep him mostly out of harm’s way. With Unity away on a special assignment for the Prince, the
4.51 - The Ghoul Experience
4.51 - The Ghoul Experience Jun 16, 2026 3283 Val and Everett questioned Mayor Mike Kardashian, Martha scried his soul, and Unity looked into his social media analytics. They realized that the first mindwipe had worked, but he had simply repeatedly posted about a variety of topics until the mention of missing people grabbed his constituents’ attention and they started asking questions again. The coterie paid him to tailor his post to topics o
4.50 - Changing the Narrative
4.50 - Changing the Narrative Jun 9, 2026 3211 The coterie met with Mayor Kardashian. Martha posed as a social media consultant and learned that his goal was to become the President of the United States, but she forgot to ask about the missing people. Everett and Val used Unity’s bitcoin to buy the suits of the political advisors who were supposed to meet with the mayor next, but when they arrived at the mayor’s door, the original consultants

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