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Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast

Canada by Night a Vampire the Masquerade Podcast

Dumb-Dumbs & Dice 202 Episodes Oct 20, 2026

Canada by Night is a live-play actual play podcast where professional improvisers play Vampire: The Masquerade. The story follows detective-turned-vampire Everett Fry, who becomes sheriff of the experimental town of New Haven after rescuing his best friend's kidnapped mother. Leading a ragtag group of officers—a Brujah bounty hunter, a Gangrel news reporter, and a Tremere blood-witch—Everett must keep the town running amid threats from enemies and the vampire council of Canada. The show has trended on global comedy fiction charts and ranked in the top 40 fiction podcasts in the US, UK, and Canada, with over 1 million downloads.

Episodes

4.69 - Have Fangs, Will Travel
4.69 - Have Fangs, Will Travel Oct 20, 2026 3001 In a clandestine meeting with Detective Keighley, Everett took 3 bullets to the face but finally convinced Keighley vampires were real and the two scheduled a meeting for the following night. Back in New Haven, Val and Martha had a therapy session where Val faced some hard truths about Will’s interest in vampirism, while Everett’s dad grilled the Sheriff about the risks of his stoic reputation bef
4.68 - Vampires are Real
4.68 - Vampires are Real Oct 13, 2026 3002 With evidence in hand, Everett led the department to a meeting with Detective Keighley at an isolated location. Martha tried to connect with the Sheriff telepathically until she almost ran out of blood. Val was bothered by the others so she stood watch alone, only to realize exactly how isolated she has become. And Everett almost managed to convince Keighley that vampires were real, only to find h
4.67 - Weighing the Evidence
4.67 - Weighing the Evidence Oct 6, 2026 2815 After some tense negotiations, Everett led the team back to New Haven to collect evidence to present to Keighley about what happened to the mortal detective’s sister. Martha spent the car ride learning more about Chet Mango, and Val grew silently emotional when Sheriff Cross came up in conversation about the cult’s other crimes. But can Everett prove vampires are real and bring Keighley to New Hav
4.66 - Bringing Him In
4.66 - Bringing Him In Sep 29, 2026 2811 After swearing in Everett’s father, the department received a call from Detective Keighley telling them to meet at a nearby McDonalds. On the way there, Chet Mango was distracted by Michael Arden’s potential birthday before Everett lied to smooth things over. Arriving as instructed, Everett left for a secondary location to meet Keighley while the other kindred stayed behind. Can Everett bring Keig
4.65 - Daddy Issues
4.65 - Daddy Issues Sep 22, 2026 2914 On the ride back from Eavesgrove, Everett fell into a paranoia compulsion but still managed to comfort his mother when he returned and ended up sleeping in the bedroom she provided for him. The next night Martha made tea for the people she had lost, Val survived a follow-up conversation with Will, and when they all arrived at the office, Everett realized he’d need to invent an oath to swear in his
4.64 - The Blood Inside Us
4.64 - The Blood Inside Us Sep 15, 2026 3031 Closing out the night after the department exorcised the ghosts of their fallen foes, Everett took Chet Mango to Eavesgrove where the two successfully mindwiped their first target. Martha was exhausted from the ghostly ordeal and really just wanted to rest, while Val took Will to Dairy Cream for a treat that led to yet another hard conversation about Will’s desire to become a vampire. Featuring
4.63 - Promises & Mistakes
4.63 - Promises & Mistakes Sep 8, 2026 2891 Having defeated hostile spirits, and discovered that the fallen mortal officers of New Haven have formed a protective “Ghost Squad” in the afterlife, the coterie took stock of their situation. Val made sure the daytime squad felt supported and safe. Martha visited Thea in the hospital but didn’t tell her Matthew Sumner had died, and Everett started driving Chet Mango to Eavesgrove to stop its ongo
4.62 - Friends Not Food
4.62 - Friends Not Food Sep 1, 2026 3264 All three members of the Sheriff’s Department had been possessed. Everett was trapped inside Torpor Springs, Val in the Brujah fighting pits, and Martha was back in Bits & Bobs. They could have been lost forever, except they were rescued by the ghosts of the fallen mortal members of the department. These dead heroes gave the coterie a chance to destroy the haunted polaroid at the centre of this ni
4.61 - Possession
4.61 - Possession Aug 25, 2026 3080 With Everett and Val possessed by ghosts from their past, it was up to Martha to exorcise her compatriots. Leaving the mortal officers outside, Martha entered the haunted apartment and found herself in a spiritual battle with Thea’s adopted son’s ghost inside Thea’s body. After chanting didn’t work, and hostility led to the demise of an unseen hostage, Martha heroically offered herself up as a ves
4.60 - Go To Source
4.60 - Go To Source Aug 18, 2026 2718 As the department faced a supernatural hostage situation, Val and Everett were goaded into action by ghosts from their past. Martha watched as Everett was possessed by the fallen Prince Toastarosa and Val was possessed by the late Brian Tombstone. Now it’s up to Martha - the only vampire still in control of herself - to save Thea, Everett’s father, Val, Everett, and any other hostages from the gho
4.59 - A Hostage Situation
4.59 - A Hostage Situation Aug 11, 2026 2375 As the team hurried towards the VMFPB, Martha’s mind wandered into the past, and she relived the darkest night of her mortal life. She remembered the occult store she co-owned with Thea, Bits & Bobs, and a battle with Thea’s adopted son Daniel over expensive artwork that ultimately forced Martha to take his life. With new clues burning in her mind from this memory as she hurries into a hostage sit
4.58 - Origins: Martha - The Darkest Night
4.58 - Origins: Martha - The Darkest Night Aug 4, 2026 3062 The mind-wiping, birthday party-obsessed freelancer Chet Mango arrived at the station, and Everett attempted and failed to bargain him down to a lower rate. Martha then told Val and the Sheriff about all the recent mysterious happenings, as well as her past and how she had taken the life of one of Thea’s sons. But as she looked inward to read her own aura and focused on the VMFPB, she saw Thea’s s

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