
Woodbine: A Parkdale Haunts Production
Beatrice Ashe works as an assistant at a detective agency in Toronto. After a brutal attack leaves her near death, her boss offers her a second chance that introduces her to a hidden world of monsters and mysteries. The show explores themes of new beginnings, justice, and the search for truth. It is produced by the creators of the award-winning horror fiction podcast Parkdale Haunt.
Episodes
20.5: MOONSEED
This goes out to all the lovers, yearners, and endlessly longing people out there, because what's more romantic than pining from afar? A lot of things, but that's cold comfort when you are trapped and unable to feel the warmth of another...
CW: drug use
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Alex Nursall as Bea
Ian Boddy as Rhys
Rob Deobald as Lennox
and J Strautman as Hollis
20: ROWAN
Everyone is trapped by something. Maybe you're in a house you can't leave, maybe you're in a meeting that never seems to end, and maybe you're stuck in a situation where any good outcome is slipping away, every opportunity to make change is disappearing. For Bea and Grace, their chances of escape are slimming quickly. But it's not just them who are in trouble...
So maybe you are trapped in a room
19: SUGARBERRY
Things are shifting, the ground is soft underfoot. You can't trust where you're stepping, and collapse is imminent. But what does it mean to collapse? To fall, to crumple to the ground? To relax against someone, exhausted and needing that weight against you as comfort? To lose something intangible, something you didn't know was so integral to your very ability to stand on your own? To pull away th
18: SASSAFRAS
Grace has made a deal that she and Bea can't back out of: A return to Emiel under Lennox's endlessly watching eye. Everything is getting too close, everything is starting to strain, and Grace is now returning to the world she thought she had escaped from. Bea is experiencing some real flighty coworkers. And Rhys? Well, he's out there listening to the siren call of the night, the sound of smooth ja
17: IRONWOOD
... To die, to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to Dream; aye, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,
What dreams will come, what dreams will I be found within,
What dreams may become real, for the dreams... wait,
What dream is this? What dream do I find myself within?
To sleep, perchance to wake, perchance to dream, to dream, to dream
To dream and to dream again, onl
16: SERVICEBERRY
The only way to keep a secret is to tell no one. The second you tell another person, it's out and it has a life of its own. Grace's secret is carried in Bea, but the shadow it casts is spreading. Lennox knows this and he'll use it to his advantage, she knows that. But he's not the only one who knows, and the shadow grows longer and longer and touches more and more. Oh, and just a reminder that the
15: SYCAMORE
"Walk a mile in someone else's shoes and you'll understand them better," that's an approximation of the saying, right? Well, what about their socks? And their pants? And their shirt? And their skin? The feeling of their muscles and bones moving in concert, a feeling you understand but is still completely and utterly foreign to you, because they are not yours. What then?
Bea and Lennox experience
A SHORT INTERLUDE: THE WRONG STATION
A quick shout out to The Wrong Station, who are celebrating 10 years of their show with spooky stories coming out every day this October - 31 stories for 31 days. You can check them out at www.wrongstation.com or listen anywhere you get your podcasts.
May you have a good day, and we'll see you next Wednesday.
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14: TAMARACK
There's something in the distance, just out of sight. There's something whispering to you in the darkness, but you can't make the words out. There's something coming, but you can't seem to make out what it is. The storm is growing and growing and growing, thunder in the distance, a lightning flash on the edge of your vision.
You feel something stirring. What do you do next?
CONTENT WARNING
13: SPRUCE
When you look in the mirror, do you like what you see? Do you know who's looking back? A client comes looking for help with a presence in their life that's causing problem after problem. Another client is looking for closure on a chapter of their life that they want to be done. But closure isn't easy, or wanted, or guaranteed. Sometimes you're left picking up the pieces of the mirror, unsure of yo
12: HICKORY
A client shows up looking to reunite with their other half (in a more literal sense than you'd expect). Grace takes Bea out on the town (how fun!). Rhys makes a lot of puns (to be expected). Hollis... wait, what is Hollis doing? ... hmm.
CONTENT WARNING: sex (implied)
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Grace
Alex Nursall as Bea
Ian Boddy as Rhys
Rob Deobald as Lennox
J Strautman
11: OAK
It's a new day (night, really) and Bea, Grace, and Rhys have a whole new world to face. Bea's coming to terms with an ability she didn't expect or want. Grace has to deal with the full-throated return of the one person she's been trying to keep as far away as possible. Rhys... actually, I'm not sure what Rhys is doing. I'm sure it's fun though.
And somewhere, Lennox is waiting. He's waited for s
WOODBINE S2 - EMIEL HOLDINGS NEW EMPLOYEE VIDEO
Hello, and welcome.
Here at Emiel, we like to think of ourselves as a community. A family, even. One not tied through blood - although that is a part of it, in a sense - but through a shared commitment. You help each other. You support each other. You stand by each other. That is how things work here. At the very least, it is the environment we hope to foster. Through hard work, the tireless eff
PROMO: StanLand E1 - "The Scion, the Glitch, and the IKEA Wardrobe"
Hello listeners, it's Alex. I've got one more thing for you to check out before spooky season. If you're looking for Woodbine, don't worry, we'll be back soon with Season 2 in the fall, but for now, if you're looking for something to listen to, you might want to check out StanLand, a new show on the Sonar network. When cynical podcaster Melanie Hughes vanishes without a trace, the only clue is her
PROMO: Desert Skies S1E1 - "The Flavor of Life"
Hello again. We're just popping in to tell you about another podcast you might want to check out if you're a fan of Woodbine or Parkdale Haunt (and are looking for something to listen to while waiting for Season 2).
Desert Skies is a quirky and heartfelt fiction podcast about life between this world and the next, set in the afterlife. The story takes place along the road of a lonely highway at a
10.5: SPICEBUSH
What flashes before your eyes as you die? Memories, thoughts big and small that nested somewhere in your brain, echoes you ignored. But in those final flashes, the silliest things can be brought to the forefront: Unimportant conversations, odd moments, even cases you never put that much importance in. Now, that last one only really applies if you work in a detective agency, to be fair. Sometimes s
HONEYSUCKLE: Woodbine S1 Q&A (Part 2)
Surprise! Here's Part 2. What, you thought we were going to wait? Hah! It's a Christmas miracle where we decided to drop both episodes within an hour of each other. Here's the rest of our discussion (featuring Emily, Alex, Ian, Rob and J) where we tried to answer as many questions as we could (we're sorry if we didn't get to yours). Thanks for listening, and we'll see you soon for our next holiday
HONEYSUCKLE: Woodbine S1 Q&A (Part 1)
Well hello there. Welcome to the Woodbine S1 Q&A: Part 1, where we answer about half of your questions. In this episode, you can hear thoughts on the show (and much more) from our own Alex Nursall, Emily Kellogg, and Ian Boddy, along with special guests Rob Deobald and J Strautman. Stay tuned for much more in Part 2, coming soon...
Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by
10: CHOKECHERRY
You can only run for so long. At some point, you have to face your problems head on. Usually, you'd do this in therapy, but Grace is tired of platitudes and obfuscations and questions. She wants answers and there's only one person who can give them to her. But that means no more running, no more avoiding, no more looking away. You have to face your problems head on, no matter what happens, no matt
09: HEMLOCK
Sometimes you have to turn to an old friend for some help. The life experience that comes with age can give a lot of insight into all kinds of situations. And when that person is ageless? Well, then you can expect some truly sage advice. For Grace and Bea, Lennox's shadow grows ever longer, Hollis continues to insert themselves wherever they want, and the night stretches out beyond them endlessly.
08: BUCKEYE
The past will always find its way back to you, whether it is the distant or the recent. It comes back with claws, ready to pull you into its embrace. You can't escape the violence that made you. It will always find a way to hook itself into your skin, burrow under, and then wait until you think you're safe.
The past Grace has been running from is catching up. The past Bea is searching for is comin
07: PINE
Oh boy, it's time for a super fun bar crawl with the team! Obviously this is some sort of delightful work outing, right? In any other capacity, it probably would be. But for Grace, Bea, and Rhys, the party is overshadowed by the case at hand. Hard to get too enthused when you've got a malicious being on your tail, really puts a damper on the evening. Don't stop, don't lose your nerve, and don't ev
06: MAPLE
Something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. Something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. Wait, didn't I say that? Anyway, something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. And something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team has to figure it out. But something is weird in a hotel in Toronto and the team h
05: BIRCH
There's getting under someone's skin and then there's taking it. Grace and Bea are tasked with finding the missing skin of a client who just wants to be whole again... in more ways than one. Turns out the issues run a lot deeper than a simple lost layer and are complicated in ways neither of them expected. Hope you came prepared to yearn, because everyone else here is. Minus Rhys, I guess. He's ju
04: PAWPAW
The worst kind of joke is not one where no one laughs, but one where the joke-teller takes a violent, unyielding umbrage with your lack of mirth. The joke is on Grace when a not-so-funny artefact goes missing and someone from her past makes a sudden return. It's really no laughing matter though when Lennox reappears, leaving her with more questions than answers. There's no clowning around when he'
03: BEECH
A family torn apart by past hurts. A search for an estranged mother. A mothman standing in your office, staring at your lamp. Bea still struggles with her new diet, Rhys finds out there's more to the job than paperwork, and Grace begins to regret the gaps in the agency's onboarding procedures.
CONTENT WARNING: blood (mentioned)
Featuring the voices of:
Ian Boddy as Rhys
Alex Nursall as Bea
Emily
02: WILLOW
Grace takes Bea straight into the deep end with her first case: A boogeyman is missing a very key part of something important to him. It plays the music of the night, giving him a sense of peace, covering up the sounds of the world... He just wants his groove back, is all. Plus, it's time to hire a new assistant, and there's a single standout in a world of duds.
CONTENT WARNING: blood
Episode tran
01: ASH
Beatrice Ashe is having an incredibly average day, up until the part where she is brutally stabbed to death. Well, near death. Some people have bosses who meddle in their work, some have bosses who are little too quick to act, and some have bosses who will bring you back from the precipice of annihilation by turning you into a vampire. Now, Bea has some new problems, only one of which is the myste
WOODBINE - TRAILER
Beatrice Ashe is living a quiet life as an assistant at the Woodbine Agency, a small detective firm in the east end of Toronto. Things change for her very quickly though when she is brutally attacked and left near death. Now, her boss Grace Hawthorne has a choice to make: Let Bea die or... give her a second chance. A second chance that comes with a whole new world that has always been there, lurki
PARKDALE HAUNT: THE POST-MORTEM (Part 2)
The post-mortem continues! We tackle topics such as, "Did Ian actually build himself a coffin?", "What joke does Emily regret not including in the show?" and "How many tiny Alexes is too many to take on in a fight?"
Featuring the musings of: Alex Nursall, Emily Kellogg, and Ian Boddy.
CONTENT WARNINGS: alcohol
Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast
Created and written by Alex Nursall and Emily Ke
PARKDALE HAUNT: THE POST-MORTEM (Part 1)
Well hello again.
It's been one year since the end of the show, so Alex, Emily, and Ian decided to sit down one more time to answer some outstanding listener questions, reflect on the series, and give a little insight into what's coming next...
This is not a spoiler-free zone, so if you're new here, this might not be the best place to start. Also, we also talked for way longer than we originally e
BONUS: PARKDALE HAUNT PRESENTS "THE BIG SNOW"
It's the holiday season, and the light of the street lamps are dim in the thick snow that blankets the city. Toronto can be cold in the winter, but sometimes you come across a case that makes your blood turn to ice. Everything changed the night she walked into my office, and there's no going back now. The nights just keep getting longer and, sometimes, it feels like they're only getting darker...
30: AMARANTHINE
AMARANTHINE: undying.
Trust. Simple in theory — do you have faith in someone, someone you love, someone you know, someone you care about? It can be difficult in practice, and there comes that moment where you ask yourself... how do you find faith in the darkness? Who do you place your confidence in? Who can you rely on? To the people we love, we say: “Take this, please. It’s my heart, it’s my fait
29: QUIETUS
QUIETUS: final settlement (as of a debt).
"Glacial Lake Iroquois was a prehistoric proglacial lake that existed at the end of the last ice age approximately 13,000 years ago. The lake was essentially an enlargement of the present Lake Ontario that formed because the St. Lawrence River downstream from the lake was blocked by the ice sheet near the present Thousand Islands. The level of the lake wa
28: CALIGINOUS
CALIGINOUS: misty, dim; obscure, dark.
Starting anything with, "Webster's Dictionary defines..." is always a bad move, so I'll just say this: Family is whatever you need it to be. You can be born into it or you can build it. You can weave threads between yourself and others to create a web that holds you all within its strands. Family can be born and family can be broken, and family can leave you
27: SMALL HOURS
SMALL HOURS: The very early morning, just after midnight, when most people are asleep.
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26: IRASCIBLE
IRASCIBLE: having or showing a tendency to be easily angered.
What lives in the basement of your mind? What do the voices in your head say to you in the dark? How deep do those fears go and what will you do the day you come face to face with them? You can't run. You can only listen.
Do not go downstairs
Do not go downstairs
Do not go downstairs
Featuring the voices of:
Alex Nursall as Judith
Emil
25: TORSION
TORSION: the state of being twisted.
There are plenty of good things about your university days, but spending time in the big sterile libraries is rarely one. It's especially not great if you're perusing the occult section while someone keeps an eye on you. There are eyes in the shelves, eyes in the halls, and eyes in the house... watching, always watching.
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg
24: ERE LONG
ERE LONG: (archaic) before long; soon.
Claire lets off some steam while Judith and Owen go antique shopping. What? Not everything is doom and gloom, only most things. Sometimes you just have to take a little walk and see what the day brings you (and sometimes that thing is... a singing fish? Am I reading this right? Ok, whatever).
Featuring the voices of:
Alex Nursall as Judith
Emily Kellogg as C
23: MALISON
MALISON: (archaic) a curse.
There is a certain amount of vulnerability you need to be able to have with someone to share a bed with them, to share a space, to go out in public unapologetically. There is a certain amount of courage and foolhardiness one must have to do these things while a plume of smoke starts to waft in your direction, as the winds change and the fires come ever closer.
Judith, C
22: POLLARD
POLLARD: to cut off the top and branches of (a tree) to encourage new growth at the top; a deer which has cast its antlers.
There's nothing worse than an ex who won't let go, aside from an ex who sends their friends over to your place to try to get you to stay. Wait, did I say "stay"? I meant "be attacked by eldritch nightmare beings."
It's the next morning, and the hangover is real. Like, it's r
21: YET
YET: in addition.
It's the morning after the worst night of Claire, Judith, and Owen's lives. How do you pick up the pieces? Where would you even start? Where do you go from here?
Featuring the voices of:
Emily Kellogg as Claire
Alex Nursall as Judith
Ian Boddy as Owen
and Jocelyn Dotta as Lydia
CONTENT WARNINGS: The occult, alcohol/drunkenness, mental abuse
Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast
SEASON 3 - TRAILER 3: JUDITH
THERE IS NO TURNING BACK
YOU CAN ONLY GO FORWARD
INTO THE DARKNESS THAT THREATENS TO DEVOUR YOU
DO YOU TRUST YOUR FRIENDS?
Season 3 of Parkdale Haunt premieres on September 26, 2022.
CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal
Featuring Alex Nursall as Judith
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Distributed by Realm
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Support us on Patreon at patreon.com
SEASON 3 - TRAILER 2: OWEN
Can you heal from what you've been through?
Season 3 of Parkdale Haunt premieres on September 26, 2022.
CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal
Featuring Ian Boddy as Owen
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt
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SEASON 3 - TRAILER 1: CLAIRE
How do you move forward after all the pain you've caused?
Season 3 of Parkdale Haunt premieres on September 26, 2022.
CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal
Featuring Emily Kellogg as Claire
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Distributed by Realm
You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt
Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt and Kofi at ko-fi.com/parkdalehaunt
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PARKDALE HAUNT: LIVE!
Parkdale Haunt goes live at Toronto Comicon 2022! Is it fun? You bet it is. Does it feature a great cast? Heck yes it does. Is it canonical? You better believe it isn't. Plus, you get an episode AND a Q&A all in one. It's like Christmas in March, if this is what you wanted for Christmas (a highly specific ask if there ever was one).
Featuring Emily Kellogg as Claire
Alex Nursall as Judith
Ian Bod
BONUS: A VERY PARKDALE CHRISTMAS
A semi-canonical standalone episode where everyone's just having a good time. Things are good. They're great! There's a cute dog! Everyone's eating a lot of bread! Christmas is here and it's just nice and nothing will ever go wrong ever again.
Featuring the voices of Alex Nursall, Emily Kellogg, Ian Boddy, Taylor Davis, Jocelyn Dotta, and Set Shuter.
Featuring music by Kristian Noel Pedersen ("Ch
20: TAKE CARE
Where do you turn when there’s no way out?
Featuring the voices of
Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, Jocelyn Dotta, Amy Bowman, Phil Wright, and all of our Cultists, of which there are too many to name here.
CONTENT WARNINGS: confinement, the occult, violence, knives, blood, fire, the paranormal
Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast
Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Ale
19: CONFINED
What do you do when the world closes in on you?
Featuring the voices of Ian Boddy, Alex Nursall, Emily Kellogg, Amy Bowman, and Jocelyn Dotta
Also featuring the song "The Places I Have Lost" by Derek Harrison (www.derekharrison.ca), used with permission of the artist.
CONTENT WARNINGS: confinement (claustrophobia), physical violence
Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast
Created and written by Em
18: DISARTICULATE
How do you feel in the calm before the storm?
Featuring the voices of
Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, Amy Bowman, and Jocelyn Dotta
CONTENT WARNINGS: Cults, the paranormal, abusive relationships
Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast
Created and written by Emily Kellogg and Alex Nursall
Directed and produced by Alex Nursall
Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy
Theme mus
17: ASH AND BONE
When stressed, you should take a step back and reassess, try to relax, and avoid doing anything too rash. Judith, when stressed, does none of these things, and NOW S H E WILL PA. Y FO R HER H U B RIS Y O U STUPID CH I L D
Featuring the voices of
Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Chelsea Andrade, Amy Bowman, and all of our Cultists, of which there are too many to name here.
CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, t
16: ACQUIESCE
Owen and Judith engage in some espionage in a bid to see what Claire and Adam are like in public, calling in a favour with a rich frenemy. What could go wrong at a fancy party? Hang on, I’m getting a note that says “lots of things.” So, lots of things could go wrong. Whoops.
Featuring the voices of
Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Taylor Davis
CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult
15: REFLUX
There’s nothing like an old friend coming around for an unexpected visit, especially when all the doors are locked, and you’re not at home. Can’t say it’s something that Judith and Owen appreciate much, but maybe that’s just them. Meanwhile, Judith can feel another relationship starting to spiral out of control.
Featuring the voices of
Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Joc
14: BACKBITE
A visit to Austin Bird’s house gives some insight. Judith steals a magazine. Owen ruins all his laundry. Lydia reveals that she’s got a better understanding of the situation than one would expect. And in the distance, something begins to burn…
Featuring the voices of
Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, Taylor Davis, Jocelyn Dotta, Caroly Larson, and Phil Wright
CONTENT WARNINGS:
13: THE HANDS WE'RE GIVEN
Hello my darlings! I’m so glad you’re reading this. Today we’re going to discuss being positive when life doesn’t go our way. We try to stay positive here in our household. Life in the house is good, it’s so good. Everything is good, and if you say any differently, the only thing left for you to do is suffer.
Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Doug Wa
12: DARK POST
A lunch date results in some unintended consequences. Claire is getting weirder and Judith is not feeling it. Meanwhile, Adam is out on his super cool motorcycle ruining Owen’s day in more way than one.
Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Jocelyn Dotta
CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, hauntings/the paranormal
Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast
Created
11: REACH
The warm weather is here and so much has happened: Claire has returned! Judith is going on a date! Owen is back from vacation! These are all good things, right?
… Right?
Featuring the voices of Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, Carson Pinch, and Jocelyn Dotta
CONTENT WARNINGS: the occult, hauntings/the paranormal
Parkdale Haunt is an original podcast
Created and written by Emily Kellogg
SEASON 2 - TRAILER 3: JUDITH
Do you know what to do next?
Season 2 of Parkdale Haunt will premiere on September 27, 2021.
CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal
Alex Nursall as Judith
Emily Kellogg as Claire
Theme music by Phil Wright
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Presented in partnership with Realm
You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt
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SEASON 2 - TRAILER 2: CLAIRE
Do you know what's happening to you?
Season 2 of Parkdale Haunt will premiere on September 27, 2021.
CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal
Emily Kellogg as Claire
Alex Nursall as Judith
Theme music by Phil Wright
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Presented in partnership Realm
You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt
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SEASON 2 - TRAILER 1: OWEN
Do you know what you're getting into?
Season 2 of Parkdale Haunt will premiere on September 27, 2021.
CONTENT WARNINGS: The paranormal
Ian Boddy as Owen
Theme music by Phil Wright
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Presented in partnership with Realm
You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt
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Parkdale Haunt: The Q&A Episode
Welcome to the Parkdale Haunt Q&A episode, where Alex, Emily, and Ian answer listener questions, talk about our thoughts on S1, and debate chip flavours and wine preferences. For those that listen through to the end, there’s also a big ol’ bunch of bloopers from the S1 recording sessions. Thanks again for listening, and stay tuned for Season 2, coming this September…
Featuring the voices of Alex N
MINISODE: A PARKDALE CAROL
A semi-canonical tale about Christmas spirit… and Christmas spirits. What lurks in the past, and what is yet to come?
CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/the paranormal, blood, the occult, alcohol
Emily Kellogg as Claire
Alex Nursall as Judith
Ian Boddy as Owen
Taylor Davis as Austin Bird
Theme music by Phil Wright
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Presented in partnership with Realm
Extra voices provided by Kyle
10: OBSERVANCE
W EL COM E
HO M E
CL A I R E
CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings, possession, the occult, blood, violence
Emily Kellogg as Claire
Alex Nursall as Judith
Ian Boddy as Owen
Carson Pinch as Adam
Theme music by Phil Wright
Recorded at Pirate Sound
Presented in partnership with Realm
You can find us on Twitter and Instagram @parkdalehaunt.
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9: DISQUIET
Still no word from Claire, and Judith and Owen are starting to really feel the stress of the shifting recordings. An unsettling recording from Adam doesn’t give them much closure either. Whatever is causing this, it’s decided that it’s had enough, and Judith and Owen better watch out…
But it’s ok, recordings can’t hurt you, right? … Right?
CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/paranormal experiences, depres
8: HESITATIONS
Ever gotten a phone call from an unknown number that scares the hell out of you? Judith has, and she decides the best plan of action is to start crashing on Owen’s couch. They visit A. Bird to see if he’s maybe behind the issues at the house, but he’s got problems of his own. But it’s not just him who should be worried, it’s Judith and Owen, because the recordings aren’t just changing… they’re sta
7: CROSSTALK
Judith is displaced from her apartment and has to crash in Claire’s guestroom. It’s going ok, aside from the sleepwalking. And the sleeptalking. And the fact that Claire keeps covering the house in broken glass in the night. And the creepy things she’s saying. Actually, it’s just a mess across the board.
CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/paranormal experiences, fire (mentioned), sleepwalking, possession
6: HOUSE OF WORSHIP
Judith’s discomfort is causing tension with Claire, and things are getting heated, and the recordings are getting more and more odd…
Also, remember: always take the time to get to know your neighbours, because you never know what memories of a terrifying blood cult they might have.
CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/paranormal experiences, cults, knives, fire (mentioned), alcohol
Emily Kellogg as Claire
5: DIVINATION
Claire finds a homemade spirit board in the closet. Rather than hurling it out a window, she decides to invite people over to try it out. Turns out the house has a few things to say, and it’s feeling chatty. And aggressive.
CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/the paranormal, alcohol
Emily Kellogg as Claire
Alex Nursall as Judith
Ian Boddy as Owen
Carson Pinch as Adam
Theme music by Phil Wright
Recorded at
4: SUBTERRANEAN
In the recordings, Claire talks about finding diaries in the basement of the house, along with her new sleepwalking-related issues. Hoping to get their hands on some books, Judith and Owen head over to the house to root through the basement, but the house and whatever is inside it does not want them there.
CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/paranormal experiences, infanticide (mentioned), cults, the occu
3: NO GOOD DEEDS
What’s that in the basement? Is it a ghost? A demon? A very angry raccoon? Possibly all three? Claire and Judith investigate the downstairs finally and find that it is truly creepy in more ways than they would’ve expected. The recordings are getting freakier though, and one new one starts to shed a little light on what might have precipitated the changes happening to Claire.
CONTENT WARNINGS: Anim
2: NEW WALLS
Judith and Claire start working on the house, which comes with some unexpected issues, such as the endlessly creepy basement or the unsettling writing on the walls. They’re also presented with a difficult choice of which is worse: your ex showing up unannounced or 100 house centipedes in your sink?
CONTENT WARNINGS: Alcohol, the occult, insects
Emily Kellogg as Claire
Alex Nursall as Judith
Ian Bo
1: WHEREABOUTS
Judith Antoni’s friend Claire has gone missing. Well, she’s alive, but she’s taken off and no one can track her down. Judith enlists the help of her friend Owen to start digging through the recordings made when Claire took possession of a house in Parkdale and things started to get… kind of weird.
CONTENT WARNINGS: Hauntings/the paranormal, cults (mentioned), the occult, alcohol
Emily Kellogg as C
Parkdale Haunt: Trailer
Ever since Claire inherited a house from a biological family she never knew, things have begun to change. It isn’t just that the house is full of cryptic notebooks, ominous scribblings on the wall, and a creepy basement. Claire is… off. She’s sleepwalking, saying weird things, and becoming irritable and secretive. And as she gets closer to the secret at the heart of the old house in the Toronto ne











